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Welcome back to Unruly Confessions. Hi guys! Nice to have you back. I'm Arabella and this is my best friend. Nicole. Hi, how's everyone doing? How are you doing, Bella? How are you doing? Oh.

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Oh.

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We went for the same time. I got eager. I got so eager. Me talking? She's doing hand gestures. And I'm trying to figure out what she's trying to say to me, and now she's just giving me the middle finger.

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I was trying to show you to sp go ask the question first.

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Okay. That's what that means. It was just a series of pointing and then weird crabby hands.

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Okay.

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You know what?

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I'll go first. How are you doing, Bella?

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I'm I'm I'm surviving. I'm alive. I'm here. What's happening? I don't know what I am.

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Oh bless you. Okay. Surviving is good. Oh my god. Should we just have a little clappy clap? Yeah, and then start completely from the start. The show in Italy went by very quickly. It was an outside show in a football stadium with a lovely dynamic atmosphere. After the show, we were back on the bus and drove to a hotel on the Swiss and Italian border. The next morning, we were back on the bus again, going straight on to Bern in Switzerland. I just skipped we just skipped out a lot of bus travel. We were like, just bus, bus, bus, bus, bus.

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Yes. It's also you went to a hotel. Okay, is that do what you want me to do again? Just that line, because you're like, A hotel. Okay. Which is weird if you don't know what happened before. True. I'm going insane on this bus.

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How can you stand it? I agree. I'm bored too. And for some reason, Californian already. As myself. Oh my god. Oh my gosh. Right, so. She man. I think it was also because I was having another thought just as we started this, but I wanted to say, isn't it funny how it's only been like a week, not even, and already. Do you remember Carter when we first got on the bus? And here we are, not even a week in.

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Oh my god!

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This bus! And we used to, we made so such fun of him, and here we are being dramatic little assholes. Yes. That that sounds on track for us. It does. Right. Let's go again. You're the one to talk. Oh. You are not American! And you speak too softly when you say drama queen. Drama queen. I'm so very sorry.

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I will speak louder!

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Yes, because for some reason you've gone a little quiet.

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I don't know why. Have you turned the volume up on your um down or up on the phone? No.

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A nuts amount. No. It was it's the way it always is. Okay. Oh. Speak again.

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Hello? Can you hear me?

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Yes, your mic is doing. Oh no. Maybe it's not. Maybe I'm just maybe I'm imagining things. Just be a bit more drama queen. Don't whisper drama queen.

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Yeah.

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I shouldn't be punished for being a badass bitch. Oh my gosh. I actually used that exact line on my dom last night. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. Luckily, you didn't punch him in the face, though. Don't say that. He might get really nervous. And then we'll never actually do a thing.

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No.

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Okay. Note how I'm not giving away. I'm trying not to give details away here. I'm doing really well. So well. Because I'm not sure if I'm allowed. Okay. He's he's a lot bigger than I am. And that's not difficult.

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Most people are a lot bigger than me. A lot bigger. That's because you are tiny. I am. She is short, and it's hilarious. I'm not that tiny. Apparently there are tinier people. There are tinier people, but you're you're you're very short. Yeah. You come up to my boobies. Which is my shoulder.

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Exactly, which is why I look like a cupcake with my hips and my butt boobs and my butt. I'm like I'm so curvy but so short. So I'm just like, boop, take a bite.

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What? I was unprepared for my brain. A little nibble. A little nibble here and there. Okay, fucking stop. Focus! Why can't we focus? What is wrong with us? I don't know.

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Okay. Actually, I was just quickly wanted to tell you this doesn't it doesn't isn't gonna make it onto the podcast, but I actually asked him because I didn't know. I was like, I asked him last night night how tall he is, because I was like, because he he called he's going on about like you know sucking him off for my knees, and I was like, can I actually do that? So I was like, how tall are you? Physically possible, and he was like six foot, and I was like, mmm cushions, darling, cushions. That's what we disc decided.

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Yeah.

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But apparently much cutlier for your knees. That and apparent but apparently his last partner was four foot eleven, so and she managed.

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There you go, you'll be fine.

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I was gonna I was annoyingly I was annoy annoyingly. But does she have a long torso?

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Because that can make a difference.

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True. I don't know. I didn't look, I didn't like the feeling I had when he told me that, so I didn't continue asking details about her.

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That's good. Okay. That's good.

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Good.

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Well played.

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Thank you.

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Well done.

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Can you say obviously not a twat? That's and I love how the non-kinky guys, or at least we're not aware of if they're kinky or not. For the purposes of this podcast, they are not kinky. Not as much as we are. But the point I'm making, okay. The non-kinky guys in the story had to come up with the thing, and we didn't think of the thing. That's because we're twats.

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I don't know why we're there's a lot of twattery going. Well, I'm using twat. I know. So much twattery. I don't know twat has become my your new word. Well, not that I didn't always use it, but it's just being overused recently.

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Overused the word twat. You mean spanking? Twatapotus.

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Hey. Twat of not openus. That did not work.

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It was funny there. Right. Twatapotamus. Twatapothumus. Fine. Are you happy with that, Mr. Solomon? Sounds good to me. He immediately slipped out of the bunk. Whoa, not now. Slipped. Well, slipped is just the way you move. What do you want me to say? How could he have exited the bunk?

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My brain just went it just it just though I'm going sloop.

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I scrambled on the tape. He's letting me get away with a lot. I have the time to quickly scrabble.

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Quick game of scramble anyone, are I?

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Right. I noticed Jason was enjoying the scene very much, which made my stomach not. Oh Nicole, behave. Look, it's very difficult. I know. Like, excuse me. I think you'll find you haven't done enough yet. That I was going to say, excuse me. I know you are f 40 and all, but have you considered that you cannot count? To 20. Everything I do has bratty undertones, even when I don't mean it. I'm like. Excuse me, um, you said 20, but I think you're fine. Have you considered that you might be shit at this? Oh gosh, man. Ooh, I would I deserve everything I get. Jason was way more erratic than Mike, and I was both nervous and excited by his unpredictability. Super excited. Okay. I was both nervous and super excited by his unpredictability. Bala. Hey grabby hands. I complained. Get to the beating part. It's like it's like a type of mini self-loathing or something. Like, why can't I just let what I like happen? Why do I need to pretend? Hey grabby hands. Okay. Oh wow. Hey grabby hands, I complained. Get to the beating part. I'm just examining what I'm working with. He answered simply. He was already being unpredictable. I mean, is it that unpredictable for a guy who wants is about to spike your ass to like grab a bit of it? I don't think it's that unpredictable. No. No. Also, Jason suddenly twisted himself over my back and said in my ear, It's sir. Okay, that's unpredictable. And also, oh my god. I'm fine.

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Yep.

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I'm not fine.

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You're not fine.

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Goosebubs are up. Oh, bless the little hearts. Imagine being in Switzerland and you just see like a group of Americans playing baseball. Well, you would know they're American. You just see a group of guys playing baseball and being like, This isn't odd. It's not really what we do here. No. Seconds later, Carter walked onto the bus. Oh. What's up? He asked lazily as he sunk onto the sofa next opposite. Oh.

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Not next to you, opposite.

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What's up?

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He asked. Hold on.

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Seconds later, Carter walked onto the bus. What's up? He asked lazily as he sunk onto the sofa opposite me. That was not lazy. Yeah, it was very dynamic. What's up?

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What's up?

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What's up?

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The opposite of leather.

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The opposite of lazy. Alright. What's up? What's up? Like that. Well, I just think of hang on. Just think of how Carter says it. What's up? He asked lazily as he sunk onto the sofa opposite me. Does uh does Mike uh belt you a lot? Belt you? Is that a is that how we speak? Is that how people speak? Some do. Yeah.

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When they belt you.

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Is that okay, alright. This is this sounds normal. Okay. But you have gorgeous eyes. Wow. What flirting is this? It's so it's so I don't know. Such a half-ass attempt. Yes. You have gorgeous eyes. Eyes. He blushed and scratched the back of his neck, but apparently it made him blush, so I'll go with that. Yeah. He was looking mightily good all of a sudden. All of a sudden like it. And all of a sudden. What the fuck? He's always looked good, and I have always had this problem. Which is why the weird feeling over us is lack of immediate um jumping his bones while we're alone. That is the weird feeling. It's it's called self-control.

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Which you do not have a lot of at times.

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Not when I'm yeah. Not when you're a hondog. And not around certain people when I'm a horn dog. Yeah. If you show me I won't tell anyone. Woo! I couldn't help but laugh. It'll be our little secret, will it? Creepy carter. He raised his eyebrows at me.

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He's gone from cunter to creepy carter.

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To crat creeper. Kratter.

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I can't creepy carter.

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I can't make that one thing. Creeper is the current. Because it's creeper.

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Also, he's not creepy. It only sounds creepy because I'm because we're it's this is forbidden fruit territory. That's the only thing.

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You're trying to make it strange. So it's like less temptation.

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Exactly. I'm trying to make I'm like, he's being creepy. He's not. He's not being creepy. He's not.

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Not at all. The old forb the old forbidden fruit.

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Now you're so cruel to me.

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I don't know what's wrong with the old for every hammering you.

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You are.

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And I don't know why.

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Because a certain person has sort of given you permission to dom me a little bit. That's why. Yeah. Into working. And now you're taking it too far. Yeah. Yes. The old forbidden fruit. Okay, quickly. That was easy.

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And now you're and now you're Californian. Okay, quickly.

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Look, it makes sense because if I'm listening to Californians all day, I'm gonna sound Californian.

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The old forbidden fruit. Say it again. That's no, but that's Carter. Carter speaking. I know. I know. I'm just saying stuff from there again.

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The old forbidden fruit. Okay, quickly. I said raising from the sofa. Rising from the sofa. And also can we just say raising from the huge?

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You raised from the sofa.

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That's an also. I love how quickly he barely he didn't that he didn't even have to persuade me. He didn't even say anything. He just said the old forbidden fruit. He was gonna let it go. And I'm like, okay, quickly.

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Yeah, you he just nudged you gently, and you're like, oh, I give up. I give up. You have broken through my defenses. They were so high. So high.

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It took so long for you to get through. I I would do anything. I would do anything for any member of this band. His eyes were locked on my breasts, and he was gaping slightly. Probably because he's like, what the fuck is going on here? I put my hand behind.

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Or just at your boobs. What? He was his eyes were locked on your breast, and he was he was not gaping because of what's going on. He's gaping at your boobs, you twat.

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Oh yeah.

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That's true. The first time is questioned. You read the line again. Huh? You read the line again. Yes.

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It tells you. It is um it is shocking the very first time. You're like, oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. They are some boo. I undid his trousers and he pulled my right leg up and hooked it around his hip. Because he's not s as tall, so this is possible. No, he's not. This is possible. Oh, rubber. He said looking around, expecting what to fall from the sky. If I say it, they will come. Yes. Hurry the fuck up, Connor.

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That's just made me think of the bit um where um guys like us don't fall out of the sky, you know? And then Big Tinner women just don't fall out of the sky, you know?

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Nothing. He tore it open with his teeth. Not a great plan. Come on. No, really bad. Yeah. I guess we're not thinking things clear through very well right now.

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You think?

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Okay. Unlike Mike, he didn't object in the slightest. He put his hand behind my neck and crushed his mouth to mine. He deepened the kiss and hit the center of my G spot. Good frick.

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Damn.

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I inhaled sharply and moaned against his lips. He continued hitting my G spot and I thrashed in pleasure. Like I'm kind of doing right now, actually. I'm like, mm.

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Yes.

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This is why we don't record video.

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But hopefully one day we will.

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Oh, and then you'll see a thing. He grabbed my waist and with his other hand to keep me still, he removed his mouth from mine and increased the vigour of his thrusting. Have you come yet? I frowned staring at him. He nodded. He didn't announce it or anything. He just leaves like, I'm coming when I want. Yep. No, Mike protested, smiling. It'll throw the schedule, cost money. I can't speak French or German, and I do not Schedule. Oh I see, I always say schedule, and then because I was like, oh wait, how do they say it? I fucked it up. Okay.

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Schedule is the British way.

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Yep. No. Mike Proto Schedule. Shut up.

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No.

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A silence followed during which Are You Dead Yet? by Children of Bodem started playing over the speakers of the bust from my playlist. Uh-oh. It's it's a problem song for me. On a hormonal level. What? Yes. It's a big problem song for you. It has libido effects. It probably wouldn't, I replied in the same smiling. I'm just preoccupied. What are what's going on over there? She asked.

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Uh we've just with lots of people.

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But that's not what I say. I say we've just arrived in Bern.

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Also, it's the fact that we've over the years, we've edited this sort of the conversations and stuff so much over the years. And none neither of us picked up on I'm 3030. Not once and we gone, no, that's not correct. Yeah, well.

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Nicole, Mike came into the bedroom. I gested towards my mobile and he walked past me and put a box down on the bed. Who's that? My mum asked. It's the lead vocalist, I told her. He just walked in. Mike looked towards me curiously as he realized I was speaking a different language. And one that he'd obvious probably probably never heard before. Ever. Well, he has.

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Because when you spoke to your dad.

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Oh right. That's true. Okay, but before my dad, he's probably never, ever, ever heard before. Because it's a minority language in a country at the very bottom of South Africa. Which I'm pretty sure none of them have been to. Yeah. If I find out they have, and I could have met them there, I'm gonna shit the bed. Yeah. I'm fine. I'm pretty sure they haven't gone. I just realized I don't know your surname. Is it Afrikaans as well? I said that I was kind to the way he said that. I should do that worse.

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Yes.

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I just realized I don't know your surname. Is it Afrikaans as well?

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Afrikaans?

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Well, how would he say it? Afrikaans, he would.

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Afrikaans?

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I just I said it like that. Why are you making it weird?

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You were more arms.

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Oh. Than and you're saying. How does he hear that? How does he hear Van Niekirk from Vanikak?

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No, no, maybe Van Niekirk. Niekirk.

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That's how British means.

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Van Niekirk? Hold on. Oh my god. Van Niekirk? Van Nekirk?

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Yeah.

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Van Kirk.