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Ep 12 – ‘Sticky’ Gag Reel Transcript

Arabella: 0:02

(Arabella makes a strange noise of frustration as Nicole giggles) Okay, stretchy, stretch, little jizzle. Do you want to do a little jizzle?(Nicole laughs at Arabella) He chuckled, make sure she doesn't.“Thank you, Mike.” I said sincerely,

Nicole: 0:08

Even though that did not sound sincere.(Nicole says this while very quickly heading towards laughing)

Arabella: 0:11

Even though I did not sound sincerely(Also laughing)

Nicole: 0:14

Thank you, Mike.(Mocking Arabella)

Arabella: 0:17

Thank you, Mike (Sounding even less sincere),(Nicole cackles at this)

Nicole: 0:20

Let's try again, shall we?

Arabella: 0:22

That's why I'm letting you handle the fireworks, fi…Fireworks. (Sounding particularly croaky whilst saying ‘fireworks’)(Nicole laughs and then the both proceed to make growly noises because they are silly like that) He punched it into my phone and added. “Please don't go giving this...” (Arabella garbles her words and loses the sentence completely whilst babbling so starts singing) Ba da bi da didi doe doe di dadidi doooeee didlidlldldlldldi(Nicole is cracking up during this)“That was weird.” I remembered.

Nicole: 0:29

“Yeah, because I said Jay's name in my sleep.”(Nicole chuckles)

Arabella: 0:32

I sayyyiiid (Mocking how Nicole said ‘I said’)(Both laugh)

Nicole: 0:35

I was sayyying it.

Arabella: 0:37

I sayyyiiid(Both cackle at their ridiculousness)“I told Milk” uhblup Melk,

Nicole: 0:42

Milk. Milk?

Arabella: 0:44

Milk, I told Milk.

Nicole: 0:46

How much more

Arabella: 0:48

I told milk.

Nicole: 0:50

How much more can we bastardize his name?(Both laughing) I know, Wike, Wike

MlikeNicole: 0:57

Black, milk.(Both laugh more) Okay.

Arabella: 1:01

I slid into the beige, the beige, it is beige?

Nicole: 1:03

It is beige. Beige. Why is beige sounding wrong in my head? I don't know,

Arabella: 1:08

It just, I had a weird. MmmmI slid into the bage(Nicole wheezes a laugh) Bage

Nicole: 1:12

Leather Beige. Beige leather seats. Passenger seat.(Nicole wheezes into a laugh again)

Arabella: 1:18

Oh, fuck-a-duck!(Nicole laughs again)

Nicole: 1:21

I slid into the beige leather passenger seat.

Arabella: 1:23

Beige was just getting in my head, Man.

Nicole: 1:25

Yep.

Arabella: 1:27

All right, fucking clap.(Nicole wheezes) I slid into the beige leather passenger seat as Nicole got in behind the wheel. The wheel, not the will.

Nicole: 1:31

Wow

Arabella: 1:33

I'm losing the will to live right now.(Nicole laughs again)

I set the GT s ts ts tsNicole: 1:37

(Nicole laughs) I set the GTS(Both laugh)

Arabella: 1:41

We're going fucking GTA now,

Nicole: 1:43

Yeah, GTA, I set the GTA(Both make growly raaahhh noises) We’re gonna fucking, we're gonna hold them at gunpoint, these designer boutiques(Nicole laughs)

Arabella: 1:48

Yeah, and some of the alternative brands too.

Nicole: 1:50

Yes

Arabella: 1:52

And then re

Nicole: 1:54

Take that whole paragraph again.

Arabella: 1:56

Yep

Nicole: 1:58

Take out ‘I explained’, because you just waffled it anyway, like you didn't want to do it.

Arabella: 2:00

Yes.(Both chuckle) I did not want to do it

Nicole: 2:04

(Nicole chuckles and then continues speaking whilst laughing) You were just like the first time I was on the bus smh. I was like second time,(Arabella continues to make garbled growly word sounds) Seriously. Oh,

Arabella: 2:10

That would be my line.(Both are now laughing as they speak)

Nicole: 2:13

And I skipped over mine.

Arabella: 2:15

You skipped over your line to mine.

Nicole: 2:17

But it’s because I’m preoccupied with your mic not fucking doing a mic. It’s gone back out again.

Arabella: 2:19

The gravel crackled as Nicole drove the car out of the house(Arabella stops as she tries to process what she has just said.)

Nicole: 2:22

(Nicole laughs) Out of the house. Good Lord, what was it doing in the house?

Arabella: 2:25

I don't know.

Nicole: 2:27

(Nicole is still laughing despite Arabella’s hopelessness over her brain being a twat) That car has been up to no good.

Arabella: 2:30

I don’t know

Nicole: 2:32

Don't worry about me, Worry about that car.(Nicole is still laughing as Arabella joins in)

Arabella: 2:35

I know right?! that car's up to some shenanigans.

Nicole: 2:37

Yeah. All right.

Arabella: 2:40

We had no problem getting into the venue as I had my pass and Billy came to get to get.

Nicole: 2:42

(Nicole wheezes a laugh and then imitates Arabella) To get to get. I enjoyed it, though, okay.(Clap)

Arabella: 2:46

Getting a little beat there, woo.

Tk tk tk tk tkArabella: 2:48

To get to get to get tat tat.(Both devolving into little beep boppers) And our arpeggios do do do do do do do (Sung) Sorry, Aristocats. No, no, but the mushed words were coming.

Nicole: 2:53

(Nicole laughs) Okay, the mushed

Arabella: 2:56

Sometimes you just know

Nicole: 2:58

Careful guys

Arabella: 3:00

The mushed words are, are on their way.

Nicole: 3:02

The mushed words are coming.(Both laugh) Okay.

Arabella: 3:06

Fuck you (Said whilst still laughing)

Nicole: 3:08

Fuck you!(More laughter from both) Okay.

Arabella: 3:12

But with a light denim jacket. But perfect for all seasons.(Nicole laughs) Sorry

Nicole: 3:17

Yep

Arabella: 3:19

That just took me to Miss Congeniality.

Nicole: 3:21

Yep. Very true.

Arabella: 3:23

Nike. Nike, Nike.

Nicole: 3:25

Nike.

Arabella: 3:27

Nike was for-sk at Nicole.(Nicole laughs) Seriously, he's going to have every letter in front of his name before we're done.

Nicole: 3:31

So true.

Arabella: 3:33

Dearest Zander played an incredibly, an incredibly solo.(Nicole Wheezes a laugh) An incredibly solo. Wow, we did this editing so badly.

Nicole: 3:38

Such a good job. Okay.

Arabella: 3:40

Wow.“Why do you guys need to change?” Zander asked “You look greak” Greak.

Nicole: 3:45

(Nicole laughs) You look greak.

Arabella: 3:48

You look greak.

Nicole: 3:50

I do look greak.(Nicole laughs again)

Arabella: 3:53

Greak is how I look.(Nicole continues to laugh followed by Arabella)

Nicole: 3:56

I love how you also conveniently left out the bit where Mike said that I probably, probably wouldn't own any of the items, which is kind of why he's sending us on the shopping trip.(Nicole laughs)

Arabella: 3:59

Yes

Nicole: 4:01

Conveniently left that

Arabella: 4:03

Sort of took that out.

Nicole: 4:05

Yeah

Arabella: 4:07

You know

Nicole: 4:09

Just…yeah,

Arabella: 4:11

Let’s not, let's not poke the bear too much.(Arabella huffs a laugh)

Nicole: 4:14

That's very true. Right.

Arabella: 4:16

He punched it into my phone and added “Please don't go giving that out to people.” Why was I? That was a question?(Arabella laughs) Somehow, I don't think he's gonna say it like that. Shall we take that one again?(Arabella is still laughing)

Nicole: 4:22

Hang on your mic is being an asshole.