Unruly Confessions

Bonus: Gagreel Ep 9 'Thirsty, Thirsty Brats'

Arabella Gourlay & Nicole van Niekerk Season 1

This is the gagreel for Episode 9 'Thirsty, Thirsty Brats'. It is advised to listen to Episode 9 before listening to the Gagreel. 

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Theme Music: Rat Head - Big Mouse Tree House
Written and performed by: Nicole van Niekerk (Singer), Steve van Niekerk (Lead Guitar & Backing Vocals), Rachel Espeute (Bass & Backing Vocals) & Bertie Atkinson (Drums)

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Ep 9 - Thirsty, Thirsty Brats Gagreel

Nicole:

“What’s”, Oh bu dup!

Arabella:

(At the same time) “What's that?” That's my line!

Nicole:

(Brrruuuuuppppsss with her lips) Sorry, hang on, hang on.(Arabella starts to laugh) That was just so funny. I lost myself. Okay

Arabella:

I know(Nicole lets out a long calming breath)

Nicole:

He entered Bella from behind first, then took turns switching between us very, very often. No.(Both start to laugh)

Arabella:

No.

Nicole:

Sorry.“Could I just go wash Oh, that's you my. Sorrow's, prayers.

Arabella:

That would be me

Nicole:

Sorrow's prayers.(Arabella starts to laugh) I made a mental note to ask Mite about Mite. Wow.

Arabella:

Mite, Mite(Nicole laughs)

Nicole:

Wow.“Now mean it”. He slapped me hard on each butt check. Butt check.(Nicole starts to laugh)

Arabella:

Butt check.(Arabella joins in the laughter)

Nicole:

Ohhhh goodness.

Arabella:

“Unless that’s what you want, Sir. I’m so sorry”.(Both quietly start to sort of laugh)

Nicole:

Can we take it again? And can you sound more sorry, please?(Both start to loose it)

Arabella:

Yes

Nicole:

Because you don't sound very sorry.(Both laughing hard)

Arabella:

I'm not that fucking sorry,

Nicole:

I’m so not fucking sorry. Right, one, two, three. I burst out laughing Nope, that's not it, let me try it again.(Arabella bursts out laughing followed by Nicole)

Arabella:

Where are we going from?

Nicole:

Bella and I glanced at each other nervously.“Suddenly, ahhhhh, suddenly, I'm British again.(Nicole wheeze laughs followed by Arabella) Oh man!

Arabella:

“Absolutely not”,

Nicole:

(At the same time) Ab eeeerrrr mehhh

Arabella:

Mehhh

Nicole:

Why? Why do we always

Arabella:

STOP TRYING TO TAKE MY LINES!!

Nicole:

We always false start this.(Arabella scoffs a laugh)“No second thoughts?” He looked between the two

Arabella:

“Absolute”

Nicole:

Wow, thank you. Can I say my line?

Arabella:

Keen, again.(Both laugh a little)

Nicole:

Mike moved to the edge of the bed. Oh, but he is complying, apparently.(Nicole starts to laugh)

Arabella:

Yes(Arabella bursts out laughing)

Nicole:

I'm like can you move? He's like nah, nah, nah, nah. And then he's like okay, it does make sense.(Nicole laughs)

Arabella:

Okay, yeah, backtrack.

Nicole:

Again, that double blow job is very enticing, I think.

Arabella:

Yes

Nicole:

Makes you do all sorts of things you wouldn't normally do.

Arabella:

Yes(Both Still laughing)

Nicole:

Mike moved to the middle of. Oh gosh, sorry,

Arabella:

No, he did not.

Nicole:

Mike moved to the edge of the bed.“Are you going to start. Sorry.“Are you going(Nicole begins to laugh) I always apologize too in American. Sorry.(Both laugh)

Arabella:

(Imitating) Sorry.

Nicole:

Mike asked her while she was still Well. Oh gosh, I'm all over the place. I'm so sorry. Hmmm

Arabella:

Most British, I'm so sorry!(Nicole laughs)“Abso-fucking-lutely not”

(At the same time) Aaa tsktsktsktsktskArabella:

Stop trying to steal my lines!(Nicole laughs)

Nicole:

It's hard to get into mike today.“Am I supposed to stop?”

Arabella:

Heyyyy! That's my line!

Nicole:

Oh, lordy! I'm so sorry. He lay back down on the bed and then snapped his fingers at me.(Nicole attempts to click her fingers and starts to laugh followed by Arabella bursting out in laughter)“You!” Can't do it,

Arabella:

Just not working

Nicole:

Just don’t snap. Just not snap.(Arabella lets out a weird noise of a laugh)“Could I just go wash my face” Oh, that's you again. So sorry. My god!(Arabella laughs) Okay, slap it, I'll, I'll let you start.“Yes, Sir”.

OooffNicole:

“What W

Arabella:

“What shall I do?”

Nicole:

No no.(Nicole laughs) Let's actually take it again.

Arabella:

Yeah

Nicole:

So sorry.

Arabella:

“A moment ago, I had you both, I had both of you losing your damn minds”,

Nicole:

She reminded us.

Arabella:

“Confidence boost”.

Nicole:

Bella was speaking breathily and oohing every now and again as she spoke.

Arabella:

Oh, maybe I should try that again.(Nicole wheezes a laugh)

Nicole:

Oh God, what are we doing? This should have been a rehearsed one.(Nicole laughs)

Arabella:

It really should have been

Nicole:

Okay.

Two minutes later, Bella announced:

“I’m getting close, don’t stop”.

Arabella:

(Outraged) Heyyy! Are you? Is your name Bella?(Both start laughing)

Nicole:

I'm sorry, no.

Arabella:

Are you Bella?

Nicole:

No, let's go again. We returned to ours and had a shower together so that we could discuss the madness of what had just, of what we experienced. Wow, let's try again. Mmhm Haa.(Arabella laughs weirdly)“I would laugh if it wasn’t so da, slalagd doga, doga, doga, doga, dog. Oh, wow!(Both burst out laughing at the sounds Nicole made that I just attempted to write)

Arabella:

(Arabella attempts to repeat what Nicole just did) Gogga, gogga doga, doga, dog.(Both carry on laughing)

Nicole:

Made up a little language there. Hang on.“If that’s what’ll show you I care about you—sit on my face if you must—” Oh, ah, ah,(Both descend into a fit of laughter)

Arabella:

You’re laughing so hard, you literally shook the camera.

Nicole:

(Both still laughing) I did?

Arabella:

You did, yes

Nicole:

Wop wop“No, repeat after me” Rather ah, shit, I got out of the accent.(Arabella starts to laugh a wee weird laugh) It's a bit hard, it's a bit hard.

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