
Unruly Confessions
Two best friends host a wild podcast, telling a sexy fictional story of life on tour and beyond with 'The Band'. Please note that this podcast is for over 18s only.
Unruly Confessions
Bonus: Gagreel Ep 3 'Chicken Tramezzini'
This is the gagreel for Episode 3 'Chicken Tramezzini'. It is advised to listen to Episode 3 before listening to the Gagreel.
La transcription en français (The French Transcipt) : Dans la description de l'épisode.
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Theme Music: Rat Head - Big Mouse Tree House
Written and performed by: Nicole van Niekerk (Singer), Steve van Niekerk (Lead Guitar & Backing Vocals), Rachel Espeute (Bass & Backing Vocals) & Bertie Atkinson (Drums)
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He laughed. ‘Peek-a-boo’. I propped myself up on my elbows. I'm sorry that peekaboo sounded so British, which just annoyed me so much
Arabella:Peek-a-boo!
Nicole:Peek-a-boo! So no, no to that. Let me try again.
Arabella:Mr. Masters?
Nicole:Yeah. “Mr. Masters!”, I exclaimed in shock. He laughed, “peek-a-boo”. (Scoffs) I can’t undo. (Bella and Nicole cackles) How does an American say peekaboo?!
Arabella:Peek-a-boo. No!
Nicole:Peek-a-boo! BOO!
Arabella:Oh my god, peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo…(Both laugh in despair at not finding the answer)
Nicole:Peek-a-
Arabella:-boo!
Nicole:How would he say peek-a-boo? Peek-a-boo? Peek-a-boo.
Arabella:Peek-a-boo! (High-pitched)
Nicole:Maybe I should go high pitch, so it's funnier. Peek-a-boo! (Trying it out)
Arabella:Yeah, yeah.
Nicole:Yeah, that would be funnier.
Arabella:Yeah, yeah.
Nicole:And that has less of a chance of going to shit. Okay. “Mr masters!” I-wow, that sounded—
Arabella:Oh my lord! , Mr masters! (Exaggerated Victorian lady)
Nicole:Mr. Masters, please! Put your penis away. (Both laugh) That's what it sounded like. It was like…
Arabella:It really did.
Nicole:It was like fake disgust.
Arabella:So shocked, like oh no!
Nicole:Why can we not today? He had thinning brown hair, wary brown eyes and was wearing... Nope, he was not wearing…
Arabella:He was not wearing his mid-60s. (Nicole at the same time) He would be nearing my love, nearing.
Nicole:Yes, yes indeed. Someone whistled, Zander chuckled next to me and I was vaguely aware of Jason sniggler –(making onomatopoeia with her mouth)
Arabella:Sniggling?
Nicole:Sniggling. Creating a whole new way of laughing apparently.“I didn't book any extra accommodation for you, Nicole”. Rather, he says that to mike, (Bella laughs) damn it. (Clears throat) “I didn't book an extra room-”. (Noises) Let me try again. “I didn't book”. Oh, my bloody, okay, we need a little slappy slap. (Bella laughs) I kept my eyes fixed on my hands as-- wow, that was so robotic, it hurt my, (Bella bursts a laugh) my soul, my goodness, I'm uh.“You've been quiet for a while when I said I, (consonant sounds) No, no
Arabella:(Bella copying tah tah tah tah)
Nicole:Oh, no, bloody pain in dick. This one is a hardy, isn't it?
Arabella:Ooh, it really is…what is wrong with us? (Nicole chuckling)
Nicole:I do not know.
Arabella:Oh, okay, go.
Before I could start to scream at him, Noah said:“Mike's joking, Nicky, Nicole, what?
Arabella:It says Victoria!
Nicole:It says Victoria! (Both laugh) Oh gosh, I told you we didn't edit this shit.“Your dad phoned but nobody answered”, Sean told me. Who's Sean?
Arabella:Who's Sean?
Nicole:We edited this like the back ends of our bloody butts.
Arabella:We obviously did not do this very well.
Nicole:I'm telling you…
Arabella:Who the fuck is, Sean?
Nicole:I don't know. Um, anyway, I'm going to take this...
Arabella:Oh, isn't that ****?
Nicole:That is ****. Zander…
Arabella:Zander!
Nicole:Right, so big mess that we've made. I think we are going to go from…“I expect you in the cabin in twin minutes—” twin minutes.
Arabella:(Mockingly) Twin minutes, twin minutes.
Nicole:The band decided it would be best to walk to the cabins with me, considering I had no idea where I was going. (Long pause) No? No input?
Arabella:No, I wasn't feeling it this time.
Nicole:I'm so sorry, we've done it too many times.
Arabella:You, you, you killed it.
Nicole:Oh, but look, it's just—
Arabella:All right, I'll put it in. I'll put it in.
Nicole:It's fine, only if you feel it.
Arabella:No, no, no, no, no, I'll feel it, I'll make me feel it. (Both laugh)
Nicole:Carter even seemed to be enjoying himself then, (beep beep) or maybe he was just (beep beep) tipsy. (Beep beep) Can you hear that?
Arabella:No.
Nicole:That's good.
Arabella:What's happening?
Nicole:Someone was calling--my dad, was actually calling me, funnily enough (both burst out laughing)
Arabella:Of all the people.
Nicole:So, um, so, that's interrupted that bit. Um, should we take it? Okay, pause it.(Huge yawn from the Bella-monster) Okay. Nice, good timing there.
Arabella:Sorry. Well, you didn't…you didn’t give me much warning and I was just about to say hang on…
Nicole:Okay, so I'm already recording. I'm going to do a slappy slap.
Arabella:Oh, a slappy slap.
Nicole:Yes, now calm yourself. No one--, Zander, Zander? Oh la la.
Arabella:Oh, very good.
Nicole:I said goodnight to Jason and Gar Garter.
Arabella:Were you about to say Garfield?
Nicole:No, I said Garter. I said Garter.
Arabella:Garter. I was going to put Zander.
Nicole:One, two, three. Shush. (Bella wheezes a laugh) Bella…
Arabella:Well, you shushed me. I'm sorry.
Nicole:Okay.
Arabella:You made it funny.
Nicole:The band decided it would be best to walk me to the cabins, considering (Laughs) I cannot speak at all.
Arabella:(Imitating) To walk me to the cabins. Are you now? Are you Christopher Walken now?
Nicole:And imitating the walking, apparently. I said goodnight to Jason and Carter as they just drifted off towards their cabin. (Dramatically while Bella cannot control her laughter) No, no, no, no, no, no!
Arabella:Yeah.
Nicole:So now that you've ruined it, I'll take it again.
Arabella:I'm so sorry.
Nicole:No, I'm sorry you didn't ruin it, my baby. You didn't ruin it, it was just...
Arabella:(Fake crying) I'm so sorry!