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Unruly Confessions Podcast Trailer(Podcast theme music, Rathead by Big Mouse Tree House plays softly in the background)

Arabella: 0:04

Well, hey there, I’m Arabella and this is Nicole

Nicole: 0:06

We are best friends, coming at you from two different countries and this is our podcast Unruly Confessions where we will be telling our sexy fictional story of life on tour with The Band.

Arabella: 0:08

We will be reading you this story from each of our points of view as we react and laugh about some of our more outrageous and funny fantasies and fails

Nicole: 0:10

Please note this podcast is for very mature over 18’s only

Arabella: 0:12

And now for a quickie...of what’s coming up on tour.(Theme music becomes louder as it leads into clips of upcoming episodes) Clip 1

Nicole: 0:16

“Sorry I didn’t mean to scare you.”“I’m fine, I’m fine” It didn’t sound like I was.

Arabella: 0:19

(Arabella laughs followed by Nicole) Frequently it does not.

Nicole: 0:22

No, it doesn’t (In a mock high-pitched voice) I’m fine, I’m fine! Clip 2 His lips were moving but I couldn’t hear a word he was saying.(Arabella laughs) So star struck I’ve gone deaf (Nicole laughs)

Arabella: 0:29

Yes, you have lost one of your senses Clip 3

Nicole: 0:32

“I want you to continue on tour with us”“HUH” So it wasn’t the most intelligent reply but what could you expect from me when I was in such a state of shock?“What would I be doing on tour?”“Guess” He laughed

Arabella: 0:37

Oh, oh sweet child! (Nicole laughs followed by Arabella)

Nicole: 0:39

What would I be doing on tour though? (Said with mock innocence)(Theme music plays a small bit) Clip 4“No, only with me.” Mike answered instantly“That includes the rest of the band I imagine?”“Yes”“Is that a hard rule?”(Both Nicole and Arabella laugh) He chuckled

Arabella: 0:50

Is it? Does it have to be? Clip 5

Nicole: 0:53

He handed me a piece of paper “You had time to scrawl down your fetishes but not to give me a call?”(Theme music plays again) Clip 6(Arabella giggles in the background) Before I could think I jumped up, smacked my own bottom and asked, “Do you think this arse could take a beating if it only got salads?”(Arabella howls with laughter) Oh, my lord! Whhhhy?(Theme music swells) Clip 7“So, are you going to listen to me?”“Yes”

Arabella: 1:07

No (both laugh)

Nicole: 1:09

Yes, tie my hands, tie my hands! Clip 8“No hiding any of you from me”(Both make oooff noises) Sorry(Arabella makes a second oooff noise) He unbut (Nicole ooffs) Yes, I can’t (Both laugh)

Arabella: 1:18

First episode drops on the 26th of September

Nicole: 1:20

And every week after that on all your major podcasting platforms or you can find us on our website and socials. www.unrulyconfessionspodcast.com

Arabella: 1:22

So, pack your bags, buy your tickets, grab your passports and join us on tour on the 26th of September!(Theme music plays us out)

Nicole clip: 1:25

It’s a big deal, okay?!